Share Tweet. Copyright © 2020 United Press International, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Close. Archived. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. The Second Church decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly. Oct. 29 (UPI) --A squirrel ran through an Alabama church during a morning service that was being filmed to post online, and the pastor said the incident evoked a classic country song. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week. Squirrels have a habit of storing food in the winter.
Two large pythons crash through man's kitchen ceiling The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. ).I can see this being told by a stand up comedian on stage and the audience starts laughing just from hearing the premise.Dont understand why you think Presbyterians are into predestination, the joke should be made a committee and after 5 years of bureaucracy removed the squirrels at which point the congregation complained that the squirrels were traditional and so they made a new committee to bring back the squirrels.Am I the only one who thought of Mississippi squirrel revival (Ray Stevens) when I read thisThe Lutherans would hold a couple committees to determine what to do with the squirrels.New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be castThe funniest sub on reddit. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.
Recently, the grounds had become overrun with squirrels. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Lottery drawing comes up 2-2-2-2, causing 1,400 wins
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Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy!
They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. The Church Squirrels Friday, January 16, 2009 Now I don't care who you are, this is funny! Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. After a particularly mild winter the small town of Chestermere became infected with squirrels in the spring. Residents rescue donkey with plastic chair stuck around its head The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the style of Charles Wesley. The three churches (Methodist, Presbyterian, and Catholic) decided to hold a small meeting regarding what they could do to get rid of the squirrels.
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